Mushroom World (Transcript)

This is the transcript of Mushroom World: The Episode.

Transcript
(Toadis and Toad-Head are watching Star Trek on TV.)

Captain James T. Kirk (on the tv screen): Bones, we’ve got an injured crewman here and you’ve got to do something! You’ve got - to do - something!

Leonard “Bones” McCoy (on the tv screen): Captain, there’s a limit to what one man can do. Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a do—, oh yeah, I’ll get right on it.

(Toadis and Toad-Head are laughing in the background for that scene.)

Toad-Head: Hey, Toadis.

Toadis: What?

Toad-Head: Toadis!

Toadis: What?!

Toad-Head: Those guys better look out for the Klingons near “ur-anus”! (laughs)

(The scene fades to Mushroom World’s exterior.)